Show Truths, Untruths, And Make Believe.
Blues axeman Jimmy D. Lane's guitar playing is so mind-blowing he is now able to turn the proverbial Blues Brothers saying
"goat's milk into gasoline" and thinks he can finally make it rich due to the recent oil shortage! The only hitch is that goat's milk costs $3.75 a gallon... the same price as normal gasoline.
Digital to analog decoder manufacturers finally admit analog delivered on decades old vinyl technology is far superior and start using their back stock of digital disc as vinyl lacquer.
In late breaking news at the RMAF an innovative digital chip that claims to enhance CD has been discovered! The only downfall is that it also causes hair loss combined with occasional anal leakage.
High-resolution digital disc formats have met their match as SACD and DVD-Audio format specialists confess live music may be better… but only while wearing a pointy hat with stars during nights with a full moon.
High altitude and low humidity, as experienced at the RMAF show, is discovered to negatively affect a music reproduction system. Newfound company Hallowed Halls is now offering to install specially designed pressurized listening rooms with humidification control devices.
Mark Levinson (the man) on the heels of writing a sex book titled "Satisfaction: The Art of the Female Orgasm" with his wife, critically acclaimed actress Kim Cattrell, is now over a year divorced and has a new book coming out called "Self Pleasure: The Joys Of Stroking Your Hot Tube On Cool Nights."
New research shows that audiophiles make better lovers. The research also shows that audiophiles also are consistently dissatisfied and continue tweaking in an effort to make it better... but have not been able to achieve full eargasm.
