April 2020

Toilet Paper DIY Separator 8467
DIY project doubles your money with this ingenious TP separator!
Article By Steven R. Rochlin

  Introducing the cost-savings Toilet Paper Splitter for those on Staycation 2020. As many know, finding a roll of TP is a challenge during these tough times due to the Coronavirus. The incredible TP Separator 8467 quickly separates your two-ply toilet paper into two individual rolls!

This will not only save you money, it also provides you with double the supply on TP for your beautiful bunghole! You can easily make this DIY toilet paper splitting machine project in about 20 minutes safely within your Coronavirus-free home.

Aren't you glad you bought two-ply... only while supplies last!

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